Happy Birthday Shi Ying!!

sian... today had Bio "SPA" and Chem SPA..
sia la..
stress.. lol..
d*mn scared i won't do well..
sia la.. O level leh.. *bite nails*
lol

house cheering practice was fun today..
maybe cause my friends.. made me a little high..
so down there enjoying..
hmm...
monday is the competition le..
GO FINTAN!!! ^^

omg..
today's training was so screwed la..
everything like so totally didn't go according to plan..
sigh~
aiyo.. please la..
listen to what i say leh..
you all like that..
我真的是孤掌难鸣...
let's co-operate la..
sigh~
today was so busy la..
so many things to do, so little time.. so little ability..
sigh~

Random joke of the day:

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"
"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."
"Three? When were they?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"









Happy Birthday Miss Yam
Happy Birthday Joshua Tang


WEDNESDAY!!!
the middle of the school week!
3days passed le..
sigh~

wa...
last night was d*mn tiring la..
tried to modify a skin..
omg..
took a whole night..
but still not perfect...
got to work on it again.. :\

omg...
this morning d*mn pai seh la..
went up the bus..
衰衰is the old strict problematic woman...
then my EZ-Link no value le..
so have to pay cash..
then 刚好my wallet no coin.. -.-"
so i was like down there having an adrenaline rush..
LOST!
omg..
then wanted to go upstairs see who i know.. can borrow coins..
i stepped onto the staircase she started shouting.. :O
luckily got 1 ex-josephian..
and that guy kind enough..
lend me 50¢
omg...
so 丢脸...
ARGH~ *covers face* LOL!

argh~
shafik is totally ownage..
i don't know how he manage to joke till like that lo..
he's like the ultimate level joker la..
almost everything he do ah..
can laugh till stomach ache..
so fun to sit beside him la..

omg.. 424 is kisiao one lo..
after assembly they sang happy birthday song for miss yam on the tracks..
then our period we sang it thrice for her..
but that's to waste time.. lol
idiots right.. lol
then the 424 people hor..
d*mn siao..
they were hiding behind the parapet(ledge) outside our class..
don't know how they did it sia..
i like totally didn't realise they were there la.
STEALTH MODE! lol..
like got the whole class i think.. 30+ people -.-"
hiding there.. without detection..
then when the bell rang..
suddenly they stood up and start jumping and singing happy birthday song..
omg..
we were like stunned la... -.-
then they gave her presents.. :\
so sad..
i will never get that kind of treatment sia..
lol
my birthday is during the holiday!!
haha.. *hint*hint*
lol :P

ran Mount Rosie again today..
very good very good..
yes..
i can feel the difference le..
i not that tired now le..
I CAN SURVIVE ONE ROUND!!!
muahahaha~ lol

then after that got meeting...
which was like a total joking session..
left early cause my little boy boys from team Libra waiting for me..
muahahaha!
then trained them..
*yawn* lol..
their TOC ah..
sigh~ CMI..
go round i small place also one hour le..
i was their casualty..
i almost like died in the process la.. -.-"
lucky i smart enough, pro enough and value my life enough...
lol

Random joke of the day:

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did.
"I hit two of my best balls," he said.
"Tell me about it," said his co-worker.
"I stepped on a rake."





zzz...
today was fun sia..
okay la..
boring is boring la..
but got fun part also... ^^

this morning was raining...
so the track was wet= no assembly..
soo.... I MANAGED TO SLEEP SO MUCH MORE!! :D

sigh..
but tracks wet also = no PE... T.T
but nevermind..
watched some olyimpic clips today..
omg... they are like all so cool la..
wtf..
godlike sia..
100m in under 10s...
then the female's swimming speed..
godlike :O
nooo~ so jealous..
i also want.. :\

and got back my a-maths result today!
OWNAGE!
i passed!!
woo~
i thought i totally screwed that paper la..
i thought i was going to fail..
but i didn't!!
woo~!
i guess this is what they mean to put your expectations low, and when you exceed your expectations..
you'll be over the moon..
i believe i can fly~
and i got back my bio marks as well..
sigh~
disappointing sia..
sigh~

yea~
played basketball after school today..
ownage..
yea..
i want to play more..
train more..
and get to the stage of HOLYSH*T!! OWNING..
muahahahaha!

Random joke of the day:

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"


ARGH!!!
today was soooo boring..
plus i got back three of my CT results..
T.T all so undesirable..
noooooo~
wa sian la..
i d*mn scared now..
i definitely can't get top5 le..
sigh~
i'm so worried that i'll get 20+ again..
nooo~T.T
sigh~

nothing much to post about today..
:\

Random joke of the day:

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.

The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."


Happy Birthday Joyce!



yesterday was a fine DAY... but then night really sucked..
went out early in the morning to exercise with fei..
ran 2.4km in like 10.38 ^^ that's an a!!
then played basketball next..
so fun..


omg... the people are like so pro la..
i suck :\
got to train more..

after that we went swimming!
yea~
i managed to swim 5laps!
considering my swimming skills suck..
but i had to restart the 5th lap for like 2times...
got cramps... *ouch* lol



then went to the National Library..
and i just stoned there as fei did his work..
what the... fei is so funnny la...
there was this girl who kept bothering him and he told all kinds of lies to stop her..
but fei being fei.. his lies mostly turned up as a joke..lol



gahh~
fei went for his tuition...
and that means i was left alone... sianzz.. lol
so went away from the library and waited for zp..
hmm... and i saw carinn and gang doing homework at BK...
what a place to choose.. lol
and when zp finally came..
i thought that would free me from my boredom..
instead..
he bought a pink long-sleeved shirt
and we went to the arcade..
wtf... we sat there looking at people for 1hour++ la..
my poor asss... :\



oh... we went to watch Jumper after that..
what a nice show!
not very fulfilling but still a nice show nonetheless.. ^^

Random joke of the day:

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!


sigh...
today was sooo sian sia..
and so freaking irritating..

stupid chen..
today like almost half the class never bring textbook..
then he sent all of them out..
wtf..
then someone was like saying the reason he so angry people never bring textbook is
cause we never bring the textbook he wrote..
then so p*ssed..
then later in the period he was like suddenly so p*ssed..
cause got someone made a "l" sound..
then he was so angry and keep on saying what his english not good..
he don't speak english at home..
what born with it..
different style of living compared to us..
scold scold scold..
then suddenly say " this also happens with eric.." what problem problem...
WTF LA!
when the h*ll did i insult or mock you for your english...
fine la..
MAYBE i did once or twice..
then you make a big hoo ha about it..
wth... i HATE people who malign me la..
omg..
i was so bl**dy p*ssed when he said that la..
he is like the first teacher EVER! to make me hate him la..
wth...
IDIOT! yesterday like that..
then today like that..
you seriously d**n f*cking biased la..
wtf...
sian...

i've been having this thought in my mind for d*mn long le..
but now..
i really feel like executing it..
i feel like going up to him... after getting out of the school..
and taking out chemistry stuffs and tearing it in front of his face..
maybe i should do that to his book.. :/

sigh~
the rest of the day was so boring..
training also..
d*mn sian..
training is like getting more and more sian la..
sigh~
i hope it'll get better soon... :\

Random joke of the day:

Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny bastard!" called out Eddie.


wooo~!
Singapore won the bid to host the Youth Olympic Games..
well...
it's nothing to me la..
but CONGRATS TO SINGAPORE anyway..
OYG 2010...


EXAM'S OVER!
yea~! ^^

had chem and e maths today..
thought both was quite okay la..

since bio period was before e maths paper..
the whole class was like want to "study"..
but then Lim went through SPA skill 3..
so the class was like not very cooperative lo..
down there talk talk talk..
lol..
can tell lim was not very happy la..
then he said that this thing very important bla bla bla..
so need to listen..
and what, if we listen later let us know our results..
lol... BRIBERY!!
he was buying out attention..
haha..
in the end it was only the MCQ mark.. which i knew like 2 days ago..
so :\

then maths period..
teacher never come today...
so Sng Swee Ye came to relieve(or however you spell it)..
the integration notes was like so confusing la..
lol..
then Sng explain a bit.. i immediately can do the whole worksheet le..
muahahaha! smart person.. ^^
but then she more godlike la..
16 questions on integration..
and she did it on the board mentally..
WTFWTFWTFWTF! lol..

yes.. indeed i thought my chem paper was okay...
i thought still can get B? ...
that is... untill chen came to the class and went through the paper..
wtf la..
i like minus 18marks after he went through..
a lot of people not happy with the way he mark... -.-"
then shafik said what: "his teaching so screwed, if we pass, it's a miracle"
omg la.. and i totally agree la. figuratively..
lol..

and i so f**king not happy with that chen ling kwong..
he's d**n f**king biased la..
what the hell..
i did badly then he said what...
i never listen in class and what i make fun of his english.. what he born with tha... bla bla bla..
F**K YOU LA!
TMD..
those people who never listen in class do badly say what can do better..
then i listen in your class like a dog like that you f**king say i never listen in your class..
what's your f**king problem la... tmd..
you don't know how to teach say you don't know how to teach la..
something bad happened and you just conveniently put the blame on other people..
you go ask the class la..
see how many people actually think you're good.. tmd..
still down there talk tons of c*ck..
think you very good like that..
tmd.. you got 脾气 i don't have ah..
you think you old, you wear high pants, you fat, big ah..
look like some kind of a retard like that..
look like one, talk like one, feels like one..
if i didn't know you were from SJI..
i would have thought you were IMH..
f**king retarded idiot..
okay la..
i know i'm not very good..
i'm quite a retard myself as well..
but no need to aim people untill like that right?!
i'm still a human you know..
i have my feelings..
tmd..
you aim people untill like that..
then still pretend you are a saint of some f**k..
go to hell la..
i'm not good i try to change..
and it's true..
i AM trying..
but what have you done?
nothing! you fat..
tmd..
don't talk about you le..
stain my blog only...
mother cow no hair..

Random joke of the day:

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said to the first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"


Happy Birthday Mr Lim

hmm...
Physics paper today...
it was okay!
don't want to talk much about it..

sigh~
after today's paper ah..
like the exam mood gone already lo..
like totally no feeling to study chem..
almost everybody like that la..
like don't care chem like that..
maybe should the whole school don't study..
then everybody fail..
then the principal take chem out of our subjects!
YEA!
lol..

hmmm...
finally went into transterrorism and BC essays today..
sigh~
i realise i totally know nuts about the world la..
i don't even know what Sadam Hussein did, what Osama did..
bla bla bla..
sigh~
(and i just realised 911 was blamed under Bush)

Physics period..
omg la..
Melissa Yam was like saying who who who..
if get distinction for Physics she give flower.. then still got chocolate and hugs.. o.O

WENT TO RUN MOUNT ROSIE AGAIN!!
yes.. never stop at all today!!
except to tie my shoelaces..
took 20min today..
work hard! nice body! JIA YOU!!

then after that went to meet Lim with Ben...
was supposed to talk about SJAB Com thingy..
then talk finish le watched him mark Bio Common Test..
sigh~ another blow to me..
i think i minus like 7marks already la..

hmm... went to far east to eat with Lim and Ben..
went to eat Es Teler 77! omg.. reminds me so much of indo..
yumm yumm..
and he paid for the meal ^^
lol...
i was like talking to him about fats and proteins(muscles) during the meal :P

lol.. then he took out his phone..
and was like:
"oh! i got a message"
then he show the phone to Ben who was sitting beside him..
"oh you know... today is.."
i was like blurr blurr lo..
i thought should be some CPBS thing or something so never ask..
then Ben:
"oh, happy birthday" and shook his hand..
i was like -.-" but i still shook his hand..
i told him this la..
it's d**n 假lo...
lol...
sigh~ so poor thing lo..
his birthday still need to treat people..
nevermind...
i'll see if i can get a present for you..
what should i get for him ah... :\

sigh~ Mr. Lim ah..
he might have aged outside...
but i'm sure he have not inside..
he 简直就是长不大的孩子吗...
^^

Random joke of the day:

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.
Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"





zzz..
omg... today was d**n sad la..
first period... after SS paper..
was like talking to Lim Meng Chye..
then was like something something... then Gabriel say i got 6 marks for my Bio MCQ...
omg la..
i hear le i was like *crack*
omg la..
4 marks gone... another step further from my high distinction!!!
NOOOO!
sigh~
then today paper..
a maths...
not enough time to do..
lost like 20marks..
omg la..
ARGH!!!!
okay la... at least Humans paper not bad..
but it's very risky as well...
it's either i'll do very well in it or very bery bad in it..
sigh~

then competition soon le..
and we haven't training for like 5months?
sian la..
just because SOME PEOPLE... (i will not say names)
cannot come for training and because SOME PERSON don't want to set training days..
sigh~
this year com ah..
how to win like that..
even if there's only 2teams..
i'm like so afraid we won't even get silver la..
SIGH~!

sigh~
after today's paper and shocking news ah..
don't even have to mood to study le la..
went to library but was like staring at blank space floating away la..
the book in front of me also can't study..
sia la..
TOP 5 GONE LE!!!
sigh~

Random joke of the day:

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?To put out burning ducks.


Happy Birthday Benedict Tan

zzz...
exam started today!
had Chinese and Bio paper today..
chinese paper was okay la..
but Bio paper rocks!
managed to finish it within 25min with 20min to spare...
omg la..
i was hoping to get 100%...
but now i know i at least got 3marks deducted already.. T.T
nevermind! HIGH DISTINCTION!!! ^^

omg la...
i tio scam during recess la!
i go to the drinks vending machine..
i 明明 press the Lemon Barley button de lo..
then come out one Lychee... -.-"
okay la.. both fruits..
but i didn't call for that ma..
zzz...

Novena Ho rocks la..
she never fails to make me want to sleep..
even Gabriel agrees..
tomorrow is like exam and i'm still like sleepy sleepy during her period..
zzz..

went to library after school with Ben..
omg la..
i study SS read 2 paragraph then was like sleepy sleepy already..
read a bit more..
i fell asleep le..
omg la..
during that period i like don't know doze off how many time le..
argh~!
my combined humanities...
sigh~

then went to Macs to eat...
lol...
then we were talking about girls and how they look when looking at their front and back..
lol...
"looks may be deceiving" but i say backs are more deceiving..
lol

argh~
tomorrow got even more exams...
sigh~ so sad...

Random joke of the day:

The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."
Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it.
In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."
"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"
"The handwriting''s the first lady''s."


zzz...
tio scolded again today..
for waking up late..
walao~
what's wrong with that sia..
i wake up what time also must you control ah?
sian la..

sigh~
nevermind...
at least i managed to study today ^^
i studied bio for like 2hours..
then play for like 4hours plus..
zzz..
and i can't really remember what i have learnt..
sian la..
tomorrow exam le..
sigh~
should go study again..
:\

Random joke of the day:

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.


Happy Birthday Shafik!

zzz...
woke up super late again today...
4 hours after my intented time..
ate my brunch and went to the library after that..

omg la...
on my way there...
i like saw a girl...
who was taller than me la..
ARGH~!
d**n not happy..
why am i so short..
nooooo~
T.T

zzz...
waited for zp...
in the mean time was looking at a guy playing Time Crisis..
omg.. that guy s**k balls man...
pure b**ls**t sia...
zzz..
study a while and i was like sleepy sleepy le..
omg la...
damn scared for my humanities..

after that went to eat KFC...
and look at shoe...
sigh~
i no money la..
still want me like that...
sigh~

then was like want to go watch movie,
don't want to go watch movie,
keep on changing and changing..
in the end never go watch..
lol

hmm... just saw the F1 demonstration at orchard on TV just now..
i think it's pure stupidity la..
the car down there driving to and fro along that short strip of road..
at most also 200m only..
then like accelerate 2sec then need to slow down already..
stupid right...

singapore ah..
no brain..
just to show off..
:\

Random joke of the day:

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''


zzz..
walao...
this comp of mine ah...
sigh~
everytime it start will hang, then have to restart it...
so everytime i want to use it i'll have to wait for half an hour or more before i can use it properly...
sigh~

omg la...
today boarded a later bus to school...
waited like 20min for it la...
zzz... then the jam like f**k like that...
in the end i reach school like 10min before assembly..
didn't even have time to sleep la... T.T

Total Defense Day today!
lol... they played the what siren... bla bla bla
and they gave us sweet potato to eat la..
so nice~
but...
sigh~
almost my whole class was playing with it la..
what the .... rich people, complain here complain there..
what is wrong with the sweet potato la!
it's a delicacy la!
and you all still eww here eww there..
there are thousands and millions of people in the world living in extreme poverty...
with no food and shelter..
and you can get sweet potato to eat should 谢天谢地 liao la...
still complain so much...

真是身在福中不知福!

then at the end of the day, still take the sweet potato throw at the fan..
then in the end get it sliced into two...
the still throw and throw and throw...
you think fun ah!
well...
actually it was fun la..
BUT!
it's wrong to play with food la..
think of the poor farmers that slog their guts out to grow that for you to eat...
and that is how you thank them...
so what if they got money...
is it worth all their labour throughout the year?
sigh~
such tragedy...
*shakes head*

then during PSE period got this American guy(i think) who came to give us a talk on counter-terrorism...
lol...
his accent was like so strong that i could hardly understand what he was saying la..
okay la, understand... but hard...
and the whole PAC was so silent and attentive la..
but most probably they were attentive cause they couldn't understand what he say also...
lol..

yes!
ran Mount Rosie again...
yea~ i managed to jog throughout the whole thing!!
okay la..
got walk a little bit..
but it was like less than even 1% la..
so NO COUNT!
muahahaha~

Random joke of the day:

A little boy opened the big family bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered,
"I think it's Adam's underwear."


HAPPY VALENTINE'S / FRIENDSHIP DAY TO ALL!!

sigh~
what a boring school day today...
was so tired that i slept before, during and after assembly...
zzz... lol

had temperature taking exercise during assembly..
lol..
i didn't even have a thermometer... lol
but in the end still managed to get through the whole thing undetected..
muahahaha~
stealth mode! lol

hmmm...
Melissa Yeo is gone and Beryl Ang is back..
the class was like cheering and cheering la..
lol..
SHE GAVE UP LOLIPOPS!!
YEA~ long time never had a lolipop le... lol
oh, and she said something very scary...
she said she knew about some things in the class through blogs...
wa~ that was scary la..
i wonder whose blog she read sia..
sekali mine..
then die...
everything i said..
can be taken for use as court evidence...
*lub*dup*
*gulp*
:P

Random joke of the day:

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."


sigh~
have been feeling down these few days...
sigh~

anyway...
Rayan was so sweet la..
he actually bought a bouquet of flowers for Mellisa Yeo..
so sweet of him la..
$95 leh...
sigh~
but so poor thing also...
want to give the flower got so many people follow and see him..
sigh~
make him feel so awkward and all..

Rayan! 加油！

oh...
maths lesson was not bad..
learnt probability..
easy as it might..
i'm totally confused by it la...
although i know how to do it..
it's still confusing..
and we learnt about the 52cards in a poker deck..
lol

sigh~
i feel so guilty...
and this feeling is increasing by the day..
each time i see a person study...
i'll be like..
dang..
aren't i supposed to do the same?
why can people do it while i can't...
what's wrong with me sia...
sigh~

and i realised something today...
i think the reason i don't have a girlfriend
or no luck with girls totally whatsoever..
is cause i have Chen Ling Kwong as my Chem teacher..
and he totally turns me off during Chem lessons la..
so that makes me badin my Chemistry...
so no 'chemistry' lo..
lol... -.-"

hmmm...
we had a 50min recess today..
so nice..
but that only happened cause the teachers needed to have a party today...
lol..
either party or something la..
but they were having it in the lounge..
so shouldn't be something very serious bla bla bla..

sigh~
went to do my IC and EZ-Link card today..
sigh~
wasted more money..
sigh~
anyway, thanks Joseph!
for accompanying me..
and Ben too..
in case he read le not happy :P

Random joke of the day:

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"


zzz...
d**n p**sed at Melissa Yeo today...
anyway... Clare, the b****y fool is bl**dy fool... not bi**hy fool...
don't need to be so p**sed...


yes, got back e-maths test paper...
muahaha..
got 5th in class...
muahahaha...
23/25 marks!!
d**n sad that didn't get 1st la..
but at least i proves that my last wish is practical!!
yes yes yes...
Common Test next week le..
must work hard...


lol... i tried studying Chem when i came home just now...
but guessed what happened...
I SLEPT!!
woo~
lol... tsk tsk tsk...


omg...
i got called to go up and do a math question...
i was like looking around desperately for an eraser..
then suddenly the teacher say what today's lucky number 12..
walao~ i was like so shocked la..
throughout the whole year i only tio called once lo...
:O

yes yes yes... about that Melissa Yeo..
idiot..
i wanted my compre paper back so that i can do my summary there..
save paper ma... environmental friendly..
lol..
yes yes...
so i said: "teacher teacher, can i have my compre back?"
she said: "teacher teacher can i what?"
"can i have my compre back? please?"
"i have a name okay, what teacher teacher"
"aiya, nevermind la, you also teacher ma. so can i have my compre back?"
"yes if you address me properly"
-.-"
what the diao right...
i don't know how many people agree with me la..
but she was like so fr**king unhappy la..
what's wrong with that sia!!
nevermind...
TODAY WAS OUR LAST DAY WITH HER!!!
zzz...

Random joke of the day:

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.













weee~
yes! finally i'm going to stay at home...
HOPEFULLY i'll do my homework...
left with chinese and physics...
*ties a red band around the head*

okay...
yesterday night was a flop sia...
all those who came out last night was so disappointed la...
everyoen thought there was going to be so many people coming...
in the end only have four people...
zzz...
best of all, the organiser...
Miss Clare Lee Hui Sian didn't come...
b****y fool...

so we just walked around and ate...
sian...
ohohoh!! then Tan Jian Lin wanted to trick MaLi...
i didn't anything! really! all i did was provide the phone...
so in the end... MaLi came.. but we were already leaving..
lol.. met him on our way back to the Mrt..
we even told him that we were at the bowling alley in Marina Square la...
and if he can't find us.. we will be in the toilet...
what the hell lo...
that guy joke la...

lol...
then i watched CJ7...
I LIKE IT~
lol... very nice...
funny and touching(a little)...
but 小狄，长江7号were so funny la...
and cute...
i want 长江7号!!
so cuddly... and nice...
oh, the 周先生(stephen chow) also d**n funny la..
the whole show was so cute...
recommended... watch it...
hmmm...
i should ask for some commission for helping to advertise the show...
lol..

Random joke of the day:

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.


happy birthday venod!!

sigh~
today going out again...
later...
and i'm like still here using my comp..
i wonder when can i start studying...
sigh~

Random joke of the day:

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book.
Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest.
He announces himself to St. Peter.
Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says,
"Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies,
"But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly:
"This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."


okay!
lol... woke up super late today..
i think the pig spirit from the previous lunar new year has came on me!!!
*choy*

okay, been at my friend's house all day..
went there in the afternoon..
and stoned there till just not long ago..
her families and relatives not bad la..
quite fun...
i wish i have that kind of relationship with my cousins..
so nice and fun... :\

stayed there and listen to them talk, play, bla bla bla..
her place became a movie theatre for me la..
lol..
watched a bit of 2046, shrek 3...
watched Death Note and 881..
yes yes yes...
there was food as well..
but didn't eat much.. cause a bit pai seh..
lol...
oh, if you're reading this..
DON'T WORRY!!!
I HAD MY SHARE OF FUN..
yes yes yes...
thanks anyway..

dang...
tomorrow going out..
think sunday also...
MY HOMEWORK LEH!!!!

OMG!!! and i forgot to buy newspaper!!!
oh no~
sian la...
thise going out with me..
who has chinese news paper with INTERESTING 剪报 articles?
can bring out and give me?
please~ lol

Random joke of the day:

There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year.
One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly.
The other crab asked why and he said,
"I got a ride here on a man's moustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing."
"Well," the other crab said,
"why don't you hide up a lady's skirt next year. Then you won't be as cold."
The little crab said, "Hey, that isn't a bad idea."
A year later, the two crabs met at the same place, and the one little crab was shivering very badly again.
The other crab asked if he had taken his advice and he said,
"Yeah, I went and hid up a lady's skirt, but when I woke up in the morning I was on that's guy's moustache again!"


okay!!!!
the night visit was fun..
went to visit a very rich relative..
living in a mansion so huge...
that i don't know how to describe it...
got people want to buy it at $20 mil..
but they not selling unless it reaches $23 mil..
anyway...
went there and total have fun la...
the basement rock!
it was a pure lounge la..
nice sofa, nice chairs, air-conditioned..
got karaoke set, ps3, table soccer, wine rack and bar, a projector as a screen and best of all..
A POOL TABLE!
lol... played pool for most the time...
and sang big time as the others was using the karaoke set...

that was the best of today la..
pure funfair..
woo~!

yes yes yes...
still have tomorrow and weekend...
dang...
i'm scared i'll be so packed with dates that i won't have time to do homework!!!
what should i do?!
(actually i'm using up precious homework time now)
but i feel like sleeping...
today had been a loooong day..

yes yes yes!
I WILL WORK HARD!
don't care whether i do well in my studies or not...
as long as i'll be able to do well in my career later on..
I PROMISE MYSELF THAT I WILL OWN SUCH A HOUSE!
AND EVEN BETTER!
YES!!!!
GO! GO! GO!


happy chinese new year!!!

新年快乐！恭喜发财！万事如意！心想事成！


yes yes yes... today was soo...
i don't know...
soo.. okay...
woke up super late...
think i've been sleeping way too late these few nights la..


zzz... went around with my aunt's family...
got quite a few red papers...
but... i don't think it's worth my time lo...
most of the time just my aunt and uncle down there talking..
i'll just sit there... stand there...
stone...
WASTE TIME...
i could have been home sleeping~ (aaaaah)
or at least playing the computer...


nevermind~
they say tonight will go out again...
zzz.. la
i hope it will be fun...


tomorrow personal time..
go friends' house..
or stay at home sleep... play...


OH! HOMEWORK..
yes yes yes...
got to do homework and study...
common test coming le...


lol...
stupid right..
chinese new year leh... HOLIDAY!!
and i'm thinking of studies...
but no point la..
i look at the computer i won't study already...
way too alluring...


zzz...
GIVE ME THE WILLPOWER TO STUDY!!!
i failed too many times le..
have to suceed this time...
my wishes... my wants...
my needs.. my pressure...


when there's a will there's a way...
i think the reason why they came up with that proverb is cause there wasn't things with such strong seductive powers...

and that people then was so much stronger in terms of willpower...
discipline...
determination... etc.


I WANT TO BE LIKE THEM!!
TO SUCCEED IN LIFE!!
TO EXCEL IN ALL I DO!!


GO ERIC! GO!

加油！不要放弃！

Random joke of the day:

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment.
Then a new school year began.
The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered.
The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street.
Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."
The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face.
"This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them.
"From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus.
A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.
"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"
"A freakin' quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed.
"If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, dude. We quit!"
And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.


happy birthday connie!

hmmm... no school today!!
went to school for chinese new year celebration..
not bad not bad...
enjoyed this year's performances... fun fair.. lol
ohoh, i dispatched oranges to the teachers in the morning...
woo~! lol

hmm... walao... waited in school for quite sometime...
wait for people to ask me out...
in the end don't have... T.T
then took bus home...
when i was reaching home THEN TCP asked me to go vivo...
zzz...

so i went!!
see, so nice la..
went all the way from AMK to vivo...
went there just to accompany him buy new shirt la...
wth lo...
wait till 1 day before CNY then buy...
might as well wait till 1 hour left...
then straight away change in the shop...

zzz... i supposed to reach home by 1600...
in the end.. i reached home at like 1810..
zzz... i was like frevently shaking on my way home la..
super long never reach home late le lo...
okay la, i was exaggerating about the shaking part...
but i'm sure adrenaline was rushing through my body la...

just finished eating reunion dinner...
not bad not bad... lol

sigh~
i hope tomorrow and friday won't be boring lo..
let's hope i will have somewhere to go or something do...
or maybe not...
i just realised i have H**L LOT of homework...
dang~!

Random joke of the day:

Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working.
So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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