Wednesday, 30 April 2008
0.2% determination
0.2% perseverance
0.2% attitude
0.2% effort
0.1% luck
99.1% LIFE!
so..
studying takes away life..
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Random joke of the day:
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
`Yet it failed;-
22:33
22:33
Tuesday, 29 April 2008
omg!
i actualy forgotten to say about my exam yesterday!!
ohwells..
i guess it does prove something doesnt it...
it proves that I DONT CARE about it!! : D
yea~
learn from me! C'MON!!! :P
aiya..
but nevermind also la..
the chinese papers nothing much to say also...
sure GG de..
today morning..
Bio SPA skill 3..
siao la..
assemble so early...
didn't even have time to sleep la ):
stupid sia...
after the SPA got school.. -.-"
the whole day my mind wandering around..
cant even concentrate la..
i cant really remember what happened today liao..
zzz..
a wasted day :\
sigh~
no more papers till friday...
english and bio, both paper 2..
oh wells..
those having exams, GOOD LUCK!!!
and that includes myself too!!
i'll need it :
Random joke of the day:
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
`Yet it failed;-
17:55
17:55
Monday, 28 April 2008
bleah..
this few days...
GG..
supposed to study never study..
well.. actualy have la..
studied Bio...
took 3days to study it..
when actually can take 1 or 1.5 days only..
sia la...
but achievement already lo!
at least i managed to finish 1 subject k!
ONE subject!!!
pro or not~
: D
dang la..
now still got 6more to go -.-"
so ya...
nothing much...
mainly just study, play, play, sleep, study, play, play, sleep..
yupp ^^
today went to watch Forbidden Kingdom..
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think it's not too bad a show la..
but not that good either..
but good actors..
lol.. :P
fighting scenes..
style..
lol!
me and 2 other friends went to watch..
at first wanted to catch a 1630 show...
but the counter lady said it's a small cinema..
Lido6..
say the later show nicer Lido1... 1715..
then zp say watch that one la..
so i okay okay..
then walked aroud the Shaw building..
bla bla bla..
1700 went into the cinema..
omg! owns!
so big!!!!
wtf..
then three of us sat directly in then centre of the cinema!
good seats..
i chose them : D
then the stairs just below us..
so right in front of us got wall..
BIG leg space..
then whole movie we raise legs..
lol..
omg la..
such a HUGE cinema...
and there was only 23 people :O
ownED!!
lol..
Lido1 really rocks man!!
seats N-16~19
best! : D
Random joke of the day:
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate.
Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer,
"Lordy, were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer said,
"Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."
`Yet it failed;-
22:10
22:10
Friday, 25 April 2008
sports day today!!
BORING!!!
no classes though..
so okay luh..
just slack there at toa payoh stadium..
zzz...
so boring la..
nothing to do de..
after that thought i'll come home play..
then in the end was playing along with leon..
see him and bradley run around the toa payoh bus interchange..
chasing each other...
lol..
then followed them to dhobby ghaut.. -.-"
3 of them went to play lan..
then leon and i went to play arcade..
sia la..
1 hour spend $8...
waste of money!!! and time..
haha..
then after that got one TODAY's reporter come to interview : D
not bad eh..
interviewed about LAN gaming..
lol!
wrong person..
i quit already!!
haha..
so she ask ask ask..
then asked the other 3..
lol... never knew interviews can be so fun..
i remember when i was interviewed by Lui Sheng Chiong...
scary... lol :P
sianz...
exam's coming closer and closer..
and the need to study becomes more and more eminent..
sigh!
anyone free on sunday wants to study together? : D
Random joke of the day:
One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.
"What do you do?" the first man asked.
"I'm a salesman. What about you?"
"I'm a hitman for the mob," replied the second man.
The hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued, "Yeah, I'm the highest paid guy in the business. I'm the best."
He stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. He then asked the man where he lived.
Still nervous the man replied, "In a subdivision just west of here."
The hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked "What color roof ya' got?"
"Gray."
Then he asked "What color siding?"
"Yellow."
"You got a silver Toyota?"
"Yeah," replied the first man who was now completely amazed by the accuracy of the hitman's equipment. "That's my wife's car."
"That your red pickup next to it?"
Looking baffled the man asked if he could look through the scope. Looking through the sights, he said "Hell. That's my buddy Jeff's truck. What the hell is he doing there if I'm..?"
The hitman looked through the scope once more. "Your wife a blond and your buddy got black hair?"
The man nodded.
"Well, I don't know how to tell you, but I think you've got a problem. They're going at it like a couple of teenagers in there." said the hitman.
"Problem??! THEY'VE got the problem! I want you to shoot both of them! Right now!"
The hitman paused and said, "Sure. But it'll cost you. Like I said, I'm the best. I get paid $5,000 per shot."
"I don't care! Just do it! I want you to shoot her right in the head, and shoot him in the balls."
The hitman agreed, turned, and took firing position. He carefully stared into the sights, taking careful aim. He then said, "You know what buddy, this is your lucky day. I think I can save you $5,000!"
`Yet it failed;-
17:22
17:22
Thursday, 24 April 2008
i'm like addicted to so many things now la..
sigh~
so sad..
trying so hard to be a cubfessional (cube-professional).. lol
then CABAL CABAL CABAL..
everyone stopped playing like 2 weeks ago le..
well... ALMOST everybody...
and i'm definitely in that group -.-"
still playing like nobody's business like that...
next week exam le leh -.-"
wakao..
chen ah..
really got problem sia.. lol
today chem period went through SPA skill 3 again..
it was about the effectiveness of indigestion tablet..
then he say use the tablet and react with Hydrochloric Acid..
then he say the result might be that one change from pH 1 to pH 7..
then the other change to pH 6.5 ...
so the one that change more is more effective...
gabriel and i was down ther wtf-ing la..
then gabriel told him..
the result cannot be pH 7..
or else we die le..
cause our stomach pH only 2..
then he say..
oh yes.. sorry, my fault..
then continue talking about some other stuffs..
then finish talking..
okay.. so yes, the one with the bigger pH change, let's say 6.. is the more effective one..
walao!!
then me, gabriel, wei jang down there laughing, wtf-ing and nevermind-ing..
stupid..
so i told gabriel..
later eat the indigestion tablet already the stomach pH become 7..
then no acid to activate the prorennin and pepsinogen..
then no rennin to curdle milk..
so when you sh*t white liquid come out.. LOL!
walao..
funfair man..
the whole period the few of us down there laughing laughing until tearing and stomachache...
lol..
then in the end gabriel tio called to stand up... lol
maths!
got back the trigo test paper..
i failed!!!
wtf.. lol.. expected la..
then she was saying what..
if you get more than 12... (12/25) you are better than O level standard...
then if you get 12.. you are at O level standard...
LOL la...
you fail still at O level standard..
lol
then got differentiation and integration test..
i thought was like can la can la..
chicken feet..
then when i look at the paper..
wtf!! -.-"
got all the trigo..
GG liao la..
then the last 2 question.. :O
lol... then after the lesson wei jang ask..
is O level harder than this?
the she said yes..
so he was like..
there's something harder than this??
lol..
aiya..
today was d*mn fun la..
laugh alot.. ^^
can feel my abs forming :P
Random joke of the day:
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
`Yet it failed;-
15:59
15:59
Wednesday, 23 April 2008
Had Yeoman's service today...
left class early..
ponned 2 periods of Physics :\
went to CCAB for the National Inter-School X-Country Championship..
wtf..
we missed the stop..
and had to walk back like more than 400m just for ONE bus stop -.-"
then went there late.. lol
the whole thing was
the lady dispatched us at a building..
when it's NOT even part of the route la -.-"
then me and Ben sat down there listen to music ^^
only at the end part..
got 1 casualty..
went out to the route to treat and stayed there liao...
sian la..
then after that rained cats and dogs...
zzz...
stayed at the tent and squeezed like crap..
in the end hao pu cant take it..
so we found ourself a "portable shelter"..
and ran out..
stupid la..
told them dont go so fast liao..
in the end both of them still got wet..
but i was dry knee-up ^^
but my shoes was soaking wet..
thanks to a big pool of water at the entrance -.-"
then went to some petrol station and changed out..
feels good~
lol...
sigh~
the week going to end soon le..
next week exam..
Random joke of the day:
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
`Yet it failed;-
20:06
20:06
Monday, 21 April 2008
today was so tiring sia..
ran 2.4km for PE..
T.T missed my A by 11sec...
sigh~
it's all predestined..
then english period...
kisiao..
continued english oral practice again...
then people got sent out like riverflow as usual..
lol..
Shafik..
suddenly shout "kao be"
then BAng was like
"what's that?" and show the "what's that" face..
"Shafik! come here"
then Shafik came and she took her bag..
i was wtf la :O
she took a pink form out of her bag...
kisiao..
she had a file to keep pink forms.. -.-"
my oral after school..
stupid la..
no marks no nothing..
just comment..
ohwells..
let's hope i can get something out of that...
Random joke of the day:
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate.
She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.'
Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:
''Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!''
(the feet of the duck went over the fence before the tail)
`Yet it failed;-
18:59
18:59
Saturday, 19 April 2008
today SJI UG Games' day + SJAB Intra-zone Games' day..
uber tired..
whole week like that...
then today like this..
garh..
too tired now la..
cant think of what to say..
tired la..
i come home like super tired/ sleepy like that..
sigh~
UG Games' Day-
played street soccer..
band and np never come..
walk over like siao..
we played 3 games in total nia..
but got 1st anyway..
for upper sec at least..
so still okay..
Intra-zone..
stupid leon..
can win his team de lo..
score was 22-20.. we lost..
still got deuce somemore -.-"
garh!
in the end we got 3rd they got st..
then anderson got 2nd..
congrats people..
sigh~
I STILL WANT TO PLAY BADMINTON!!
i think i getting addicted again..
sian la..
i'm getting addicted to things pretty easily nowadays..
i can get addicted to ALMOST everything..
but studying -.-"
SIAN!!!!
Random joke of the day:
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds.
The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds.
All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong.
The head nurse replied,
''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said,
"You should put him into a mental institution."
''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon,
"take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."
`Yet it failed;-
22:59
22:59
Thursday, 17 April 2008
today dismiss at 1230..
then the periods all so "fun' and slack..
enjoy la..
after school wanted to play badminton..
so sian..
i had to do all the work la..
since the teachers going for CIP..
so students cant stay in school..
furthermore we want use the hall..
so asked a teacher..
he said need teacher to be "in-charge" of us while we use the hall..
so i run here run there just to find a teacher who is staying behind..
sian...
dont know run how long then manage to play..
then the other 3 people just relax down there wait and reap the result..
4 of us played for 3 hours..
sia la..
i turned obscene again..
but this time i changed out of my PE.. :D
scary leh..
i went home..
and when i tried to do my homework...
:O my hand was trembling like siao sia..
all the way till i eat my dinner still like that..
super funny..
to eat and look at your hand tremble..
okay..
i think i'm insulting the older people..
sorry!
but it was mildly amusing... :/
Random joke of the day:
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
`Yet it failed;-
22:18
22:18
Wednesday, 16 April 2008
today so tiring sia..
school itself was alright..
better than usual actually..
at least i didn't feel sleepy..
at least not as much as usual :P
haha, then Geog test..
she forgot about it!! lol..
so having it tomorrow.. :D
but after school...
ran mount rosie..
then was blurr for some time..
SJAB things.. go and die..
CCS- Chinese Drum practice again..
fun fun..
then after that went to play basketball again -.-"
played for another one and a half hour..
like last time like that sia..
my t-shirt was like so wet la..
getting transparent and all..
then went home like that..
can see everything la..
felt super obscene...
lol
tomorrow will be quite fun..
i hope..
early dismissal + badminton ^^
Random joke of the day:
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
`Yet it failed;-
22:46
22:46
Tuesday, 15 April 2008
today was bad day man...
no recess...
tio kao be by J Liew..
Chen, BAng..
all kind of things..
zzz...
ran 2.4km today for PE..
sian la..
timing drop..
11min 15sec..
if my actual one also like that...
GG..
must train..
i still have one more week..
today JLiew come in the morning..
say our class got food wrapper...
then say our class got banned for recess..
so recess time continued with Physics period..
then JLiew come and talk talk talk..
but in the end he still let us go for recess...
AFTER recess..
say we got 10min to eat..
lol..
fun fun fun..
alot of people say they dont mind this..
recess time slack in class then after recess got the whole canteen for ourselves...
lol
sian..
tomorrow got Geog test and Maths test..
sigh~
Random joke of the day:
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on thefarm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautifuldaughter came into my room.
She asked me if there was anything Iwanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
`Yet it failed;-
22:43
22:43
Monday, 14 April 2008
school today was not bad again!
first 2periods had a test...
then PE... which was a free period since teacher wasn't there..
next was physics... funfair/slack..
recess... cubing time..
english... slack+ cube+ phototaking..
humanities... drowsiness...
she really can put the Zs in you man..
i'm so going to call her to my house in the future when my child refuses to sleep... lol
after that went to Kranji War Memorial Cemetry..
quite an interesting trip..
yet boring on certain parts..
very nice place...
especially if you're looking for tranquality..
that's a wonderful place to go to..
Random joke of the day:
The doorbell of the house of a couple who were sleeping on the bed rang in the middle og the night.
Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man jumps out from a window.
Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
`Yet it failed;-
20:21
20:21
Sunday, 13 April 2008
overslept today...
went to Chinatown to collect some tickets from someone in the afternoon..
so long since i last went there...
nothing much has changed..
but...
ohwells..
after i got the tickets we walked around for a bit..
then went home le..
so sian..
but nevermind..
if you're reading this, thanks for coming out!
then after that did a teeny weeny bit of homework..
proud of myself...
Random joke of the day:
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.
Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
`Yet it failed;-
20:56
20:56
Saturday, 12 April 2008
Ben cheated my feeling sia..
he yesterday day today got AFA..
say meet at 0700..
then in the end when i called him at 0700 he was still sleeping -.-"
call his handphone off...
call his house phone his brother pick up..
say he still sleeping, i ask to wake Ben up he walk away, call ben, then leave the phone there..
wth la.. 5min on the phone... nothing happen -.-"
then i hang up..
after that when i try to call his house phone again..
it's on busy tone..
kisiao..
so in the end didn't go for AFA (which was actually rescheduled)
and stayed at home to play computer..
went to National Library..
watched a chinese musical stage play..
<<都是当兵惹得祸>>
The Soldier and His Virtuous Wife
wonderful play..
the ticket for the top storey cost $19 (paid by the school)
the play lasted 105min.. and was wonderfully played..
if it was compared to the play yesterday...
there's totally no basis of comparison at all..
$4 for that much a difference..
haha, at the start of the show they said there will be a lucky draw at the end of the show and the prize was 3 媒婆3s..
everyone was like what the hell is that..
then at the end it was actually mp3... lol
Mei Po3.. lol
the play was hilarious, a modernised 古代 show..
very funny very nice...
a line said in the play which i said before -
后面像chio bu (pretty woman)
前面像lao bu (old woman)
lol...
i highly recommend it man..
if you can watch it.. go and watch it..
it'll be playing from 2-20 April..
Random joke of the day:
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long.
"Let me show you," says the captain.
He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it.
"This'll be the best sex you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy."
The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns.
"Wow! That was the best sex I've ever had! I want to do it every day!"
"Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday."
"Why not Thursday?"
"That's your day in the barrel."
`Yet it failed;-
18:27
18:27
Friday, 11 April 2008
Happy Birthday Clare Lee
oh yea..
i cut my hair yesterday..
feels so lightheaded now..
literally..
lol
sigh~
today's been quite a wonderful day
school was awesome..
photo-taking day..
so we perpectually had no lessons..
fun fair~
then after that training..
walao..
actually supposed to slack this training de lo..
then in the end had flag practice again..
sianz..
tiring leh..
then left training early..
though not as early as planned..
but ohwells..
good enough..
went home, bathe, changed..
then go pick some people up..
zzz..
sian la..
retardedness..
what the hell is wrong with girls sia..
why they so weird de..
so hard to crack and decipher..
i guess only god will know what they really want..
went back to school to watch some production by our school drama club..
"out of order" i think it was not bad la..
just that cant hear what they say..
cant see what they wrote..
and dont get what's the point of the show..
it got content but no connection..
ohwells..
i realise that girls are super complicated..
and my brain capacity is not yet of those that can decipher this highly confusing puzzle...
so i guess it's not time for me to try and solve it... yet
ohwells...
Random joke of the day:
A guy is in line at the local Wal-Mart when he notices that a rather
hot blond behind him has just smiled "Hello" to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him...
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from...
so he says ..."Sorry....do you know me?"
She replies... "I may be mistaken... but I thought you might be the
father... of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy crap".... he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party
that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends.... while
your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up
my behind?"
"No".... she replies..... "I'm your son's teacher."
`Yet it failed;-
22:11
22:11
Thursday, 10 April 2008
had physics focus group study today..
not bad..
refreshed my memory..
though it's clouded again now..
then after that went to play badminton..
fun fun fun..
long time never play le..
ohwells..
must practice practice practice..
intra zone coming soon le.. :/
Random joke of the day:
A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, "Take that sheep to the zoo, now."
Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
The policeman stops the guy and says, "What on earth are you doing with that sheep?"
The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I''m taking him to the movies."
`Yet it failed;-
22:58
22:58
Wednesday, 9 April 2008
my mom just called me about Chen...
i seriously don't know what to say...
just very hurt and disappointed...
why? why even my mom is...
this is so so SO screwed...
my aunt went to see Chen today..
they talked to each other alone first..
before she saw him..
she was quite supportive of me la..
then when i went in..
super shocked..
she turned side..
to part neutral..
but after the whole thing i was quite impressed at her la..
she really know how to handle things..
like a shrewd businesswoman..
no matter what..
your customer is always right..
just agree to them..
i really damn pissed at Chen lo..
he's super idiotic, stubborn and hyprocritical...
don't know what to say about him..
so not going to say anything..
if you have the chance..
try be his student..
then you'll understand..
for CCS today..
had the 2nd drum lesson..
nice nice..
i liked it..
after CCS went to play basketball..
proved once again that i suck at it..
played for 1.5hours..
then played a statistic count..
2pointers.. i shot in 11 out of 50 tries..
3pointers.. 0 out of 15 -.-"
ohwells..
i'll get better..
还有，我已经决定了。
从今以后，我要变好！
Random joke of the day:
A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that is about to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes himself off with his handkerchief. He zips up, and continues reading his magazine.
The woman cannot believe what she has just seen. Then he sneezes again, unzips, and wipes himself off again with the handkerchief.
The woman says, "Excuse me, sir, but that's disgusting and rude! If you do it again, I'm going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane."
He says, "I'm so sorry that I've offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze."
The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are you taking for it?"
"Pepper," he answers.
`Yet it failed;-
22:14
22:14
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
went out...
went to the library to borrow book then walked around j8...
evening went to watch Three Kingdom: Resurrection of the Dragon, 三国志：见龙卸甲
good way to learn about China's history if you're too lazy to read or can't understand the book..
lol
Sunday (6/4)
homework-ed / cabal-ed the whole day...
sianzzzzzzz...
Monday (7/4)
Founder's day today..
no class half day..
fun...
after that went to a friend's house to play mah jong/computer/ cards
omg..
super fun..
i want to learn to play mah jong professionally..
omg..
so fun..
4 people play.. (i'm not included)
i just sometimes play play..
*slot in*
2 people lost like crap..
and the other 2..
1 won $10
1 won $18
wtf right..
omg la..
funfunfun!!
lol
and i just realised cck is super far away from amk..
half an hour train ride..
then the stupid train..
terminate at yew tee..
i didn't see..
went up the train..
wa.. so good quite empty..
then next stop got to get down -.-"
and the next train was packed like a card deck -.-"
tuna sandwich sia..
lol
Tuesday (8/4)
had NAPFA today..
wtf la.. can't achieve my goal le..
out of the 5 stations..
only got 23points out of 25..
2Bs.. T.T
sigh~
2.4km must get A...
sianz la..
rewrote my pink form again..
2nd time doing it le..
and he still not happy..
i already wrote all the things that will make him happy la..
but with a tone too harsh..
but never scold him liao..
still not happy..
anything la..
tomorrow see "parent"
see what he say.. __
Random joke of the day:
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
`Yet it failed;-
18:14
18:14
Friday, 4 April 2008
today was even worse than yesterday la..
Chen came to class and start asking for consent form and pissing people off..
i lost mine..
so i asked him if i could borrow one to photocopy..
and his face just turned totally flushed and looked worse than a tomato..
he was like scream scream scream...
then i asked again and he shouted "NO!" and many more crap...
wtf la..
i try be nice to you.. help you in your job you don't want..
think very cool, shout shout shout..
and then after that he start screwing shafik for some reason..
wtf -.-"
then when he left the class he asked me to come out..
gave me the emo/pissed face and asked "i want to give you a pink form, you want a pink form?"
i looked at him..
wth you expect me to say la..
i cant say yes nor no ma..
so i shrugged..
then he look at me like d*mn pissed like that and ask me follow him..
walk like some bullet train like that...
赶着去投胎啊
then gave me a pink form..
ask me go fill up.. i got no pen he heck care..
then he said when i finish filling up go look for him and that he has class..
i ask him where, he said go look for him like nobody's business like that..
then he walk into the staff room, i wanted to walk back to class he look at me like some f*ck face like that and pointed at the table..
motioning me to stay there...
wtf la -.-"
no pen stay there how to fill up?
so i wait till he gone and walked back to class..
got a pen and filled it up..
then asked the teacher for permission and went to look for him..
wtf -.-"
like some funfair search like that..
found him.. at some sec3 class..
then he told me to wait..
i wait..
then after like 5min..
he came out..
read the form and said: "i want to give you another one, you wait here"
wtf -.-"
i don't need go for my lesson ah..
then wait for him till the end of first period..
wtf la.. whole of first period ended entertaining him..
then go follow him again..
he gave me another one and walked off again..
then this time i filled it up outside the staff room..
go look for him..
he took mine and told me go back to class..
oh, he told me that he wants me to stand outside he class for his lessons too..
then okay la..
his period came i just walked out..
then say want see me after school today..
after school..
went for cca..
then a bit scared..
so went to look for him during break..
he not there -.-"
not my fault luh..
monday you come scold me la..
i got witness liao..
i asked the name of the teacher who picked up the phone..
mrs lee..
then hao pu say what he came to class to look for me looking super angry..
heck him la..
i want to complain about him..
告到你裤子掉啊
today's training..
wasn't there..
went for colours' party training..
so fun holding the flag..
fun fun fun man..
but at the end of the day..
my back ached..
tsk tsk tsk..
but nevermind..
still enjoyed myself.. ^^
at least i forgotten about the stupid f*ck face..
Random joke of the day:
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
`Yet it failed;-
19:51
19:51
Thursday, 3 April 2008
these few days have been really tiring for me..
whether is it physically, mentally or spiritually..
flag day was really a total flop, especially no one else seemed to care..
but i was still pretty happy when we knew we met the target amount..
nothing special on monday(31/3)...
had sports heat on tuesday(1/4)...
ran and did PD for it..
fun and sad..
april fool's day..
someone wanted to prank me..
luckily i knew beforehand that it was a prank..
if not sure 出丑...
then wanted to prank them back..
but in the end only managed to prank one..
but also not very fun leh..
the process fun la..
but when you think back about it..
nothing much also..
wednesday(2/4)...
ran mount rosie again..
i don't know why..
perhaps because it's still fresh..
but today(4/4) felt like the worst day for the whole week..
this morning found out that Chief Comm badge application is this saturday..
and that's the only date..
while i just lack one more badge to be eligible..
but i've already sent my application for quite a few badges some time ago..
just that it's not through yet..
Drama night..
next saturday..
simple thing..
but many repercussions came from there and i have no mood to say what..
just that it sucks..
it really do..
SJAB..
our corp is really falling..
almost no one actually gives a sh*t to it now..
so..
sigh~
i don't know what to do..
and you..
don't ask me why for i know not too..
just that i feel down and i can link it to you though how i know not..
it's just another amazing thing that the brain can do while i know nothing about what and how it does that..
我知道从一开始你就根本不属于我，
我也知道我没有理由感到如此沮丧。
但因某种因素而百感交集，
那个因素是你吗？
我知道你不会看到这些，
但我还是要写。
我是喜欢你没错，
但我从没想到因为这样而给了我这么都问题与烦恼。
你能不能给我一些比较肯定性的答案，
否则请你不要再出现在我生活中，
我真的好象说我恨你，
但我不能，
因为那只是我对你一部份的感觉。
我真的好笨，
为什么我要为这种琐事而感到天翻地覆。
问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许？
Random joke of the day:
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
`Yet it failed;-
15:56
15:56
