Sunday, 30 March 2008
sian...
last night played till 04++
omg..
so sian..
i play and slept at the same time -.-"
then today..
shocking sia..
i slept till 1700 hours..
kisiao...
didn't eat breakfast and lunch..
and still haven't eat dinner yet..
starting to get hungry liao..
i wonder what can i eat...
any1 want to be my eating partner??!!
*pout*
Random joke of the day:
One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a midget walked in and set up a step-ladder. When the man looked down, he noticed the midget staring at his balls.
"Excuse me, sir," said the midget. "I was just really admiring your balls. Mind if I hold them?"
"Why not?" said the man.
So the midget grabs onto one of his balls and says, "Now give me your wallet or I'll jump!"
`Yet it failed;-
20:35
20:35
Saturday, 29 March 2008
omg..
slept at 0400 last "night"...
and woke up at 0600...
zzz...
flag day today..
super sian..
super p*ssed..
super retarded..
super waste of time...
STUPID FOOLS!!!!
okay..
don't want talk about it anymore..
but today was super retarded and on top of that...
i only have half my can filled..
after
Random joke of the day:
There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off and hits a man as he's walking to the next hole. He immediately clasps his hands over his crotch and falls to his knees in pain.
The two blondes run over and ask him if he is all right. He says that he is fine, but the blondes insist on helping him. They unzip his pants and begin to massage his crotch.
After a while one blonde asks if it feels better, and he says, "That felt good, but my hand still hurts like crazy!"
`Yet it failed;-
19:10
19:10
this week supposed to have no training de..
then morning assembly they announced that there is..
wtf -.-"
don't know how many people ponned it la..
went to SHATEC today..
super nice
went there to learn about western dining etiquette..
don't really know how to explain or describe..
but the whole day there was just AWESOME!..
and the food..
mmmmhhhmmmm..
mamamia lezzatos!
`Yet it failed;-
18:57
18:57
been CABAl-ing
so no time to blog.. lol :P
27/3
enrinchment day...
funfair..
the night before that i slept at 2..
so was sleepy the whole day..
and i was on economic trail..
great choice i've made..
morning Chen talked some c*ck..
was sleeping ^^
then went to board the bus..
first destination = marina south..
the guide on the bus talking..
i was sleeping ^^
then reached the marina south
dropped at marina south pier...
some place where shipments are translocated to containers..
zzz...
went back up the bus ^^
next stop = URA ( somewhere around chinatown i think)
slept again ^^ (a little)
at the Urban Redevelopment Association building.. quite fun..
walked around play with some interactive screen..
it was like a classroom size room..
then the front got 1 big screen..
then there was many potrusions on the ground..
small small pillars with buttons on it..
then there was Gurmit Singh on the screen..
and they played this video..
and there was like question and answer thing..
quite funfair..
walked around a bit more while the guide explained and explained..
not bad la..
she was quite interesting..
next was maxwell market which was right beside the URA building..
went to eat then went back to school..
more sleeping time..
in school filled up some survey, funfair and went home...
what a beautiful school day ^^
`Yet it failed;-
18:41
18:41
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
sianzzz...
i woke up 1 hour 33min late!!
omg..
woke up at 0648 la..
totally shock liao..
like almost immediately alert liao..
go bathe bla bla bla..
i knew i was going to be late..
then go up the bus..
continue sleeping..
lol..
reached school about 0740..
then wait.. don't want go detention..
then Dylan Tan came..
lol..
soon came 2 lower sec boys...
then stayed there and looked at snail with Dylan..
then he was so stupid la..
he go look at the prefects..
then he turn around and say:
"i think got 1 prefect walking here"
wtf!
so i walked off, to the perfect hiding spot..
Dylan don't want, say nevermind..
so in the end he got caught and had to go for detention while i don't...
and stayed in the hiding spot till like 0755..
today was a waste of time anyway -.-
Random joke of the day:
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
`Yet it failed;-
23:50
23:50
Tuesday, 25 March 2008
what a long day today~
so tiring..
so sleepy..
PE- had a relay 'competition'..
4 X 300m relay..
i ran! lol...
omg... so tiring..
after the thing was a big gong gong liao..
although i didn't use 100%...
but still d*mn tiring..
went to CCS after school today..
1st time after god knows how long..
watched a part of 西游记...
the part about the 白骨精...
so sian la..
nice la..
but was too tired..
half slept half awake..
can't full sleep cause not nice if tio caught by teacher.. :\
so sian..
waste my time..
but nevermind~
yea~
SJI won against ACS(B) in rugby today ^^
we're going into the semi!
go for it guys!
okay..
nothing much to blog today..
furthermore so late le..
played a little CABAL today..
omg la..
i'm like playing less and less..
cause of my comp..
don't know 发什么野...
keep on screwing up..
sigh~ :(
Random joke of the day:
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
`Yet it failed;-
23:46
23:46
Monday, 24 March 2008
same to you too (if you've won something)
anyway.. vkp-who are you? thanks though ^^
JIA YIN- LINKED!!
aiyo~
today so sian de...
whole day talk talk talk nia..
everything super normal la..
except that today easter monday..
so got the hot cross bun..
then someone say, "what hot! so cold liao.. cold cross bun(ccb) la.. haha"
lol..
omg..
humanities is really getting to be my weakest point liao..
i was like quite high for the whole day...
but come humanities period, i started getting drowsy..
my eyelid started to weight a ton..
and my vision started to darken..
WTF!
omg.. humas= killer!
i must start to build up imunity towards humans..
PSE period went to PAC..
did some exposure thingy and got this bunch of people who came to do DK barat for us..
(if i spelt it correctly)
not bad..
quite nice!
pretty enjoyed it..
although i was sleeping in the first part..
lol..
but it's okay la..
cause i was awake throughout afterthat ^^
and oh my f*ck...
i'm so going to die for my homework la..
still got tons to do..
i think i tonight don't need sleep le..
Random joke of the day:
Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state trooper pulls them over. The trooper walks up to the drivers side of the car, gets out his billy club and smacks the driver across the face. Stunned, the driver asks, ''Why did you do that??''
The trooper responds, ''You're in Texas now son, you have that license out and ready around here!''
''I apologize sir, I'm not from around here.''
The trooper then walks to the passenger side of the car, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the trooper takes out his club and smacks the passenger across the face.
''What was that for?'' asked the passenger.
''I know your kind,'' says the trooper, ''About two miles down the road you would have looked at your buddy and said 'I wish that son of a bitch would have tried that crap with me!'''
`Yet it failed;-
20:38
20:38
Sunday, 23 March 2008
today was sooo BORING!!
what the hell la..
whole day stay at home..
computer angry..
don't let me play games..
homework so sian..
still haven't do..
but still quite happy from yesterdays victory..
after two years of non-shiny gold..
we finally got a shiny gold this year ^^
i'm like super duper sianz now la..
and watching the news..
台湾like so happy that 马晓当选...
got so many good things..
free dumplings..
sales..
discount..
what the hell... -.-"
omg.. seriously damn sian la
i like so sleepy..
so 软弱无力...
this s*cks!
zzz...
Random joke of the day:
What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A visitor.
`Yet it failed;-
18:34
18:34
Saturday, 22 March 2008
FA competition today..
and guess what!
the rowdiest, noisiest, loudest team which did not train for the whole of this year exceot for a 3man training yesterday...
WON THE AA CHAMPION and BEST SHORT CASE, BEST LONG CASE and BEST TEAM LEADER!
WOOTS~!
congrats guys! and all those who won (and did not win) a prize!!
lol..
damn funny..
if Anderson AA team knows that we didn't train ah..
i think they can go bang their head against a wall liao la..
they train like some m*d d*g like that and got 2nd..
we never even train can get 1st..
lol.. even god (which is me[muahahahaha!]) is helping us la..
then we were saying what if khairul get best leader we stand up and say "OH MY GOD"
then in the end he really got..
omg la..
then we really did it.. with some weird action..
omg.. d*mn funy la..
so lol lo..
today was damn fun fair..
no one placed any high hopes at all..
go there fun fair fun fair..
then first section TOC..
we were like saying must get best TOC..
then in the end screw up like crap..
then all super emo..
like start scolding each other liao
then foot drills...
screw up also..
lol
but this one everyone not that angry liao..
so okay okay..
then slack slack slack..
sleep sleep sleep..
play play play..
then lunch...
not bad sia the food..
after lunch..
wohoo~
short case..
i like my judge..
nice guy..
say alot of nice things about us..
then his judging was like..
i do secondary survey
then asked him "sir, do i hear crepitus"
then he said in a super slow tone (super funny when you think about it too)
"ask the casualty"
then the casualty made a short sound..
then judge:
"no response from casualty"
"no response from casualty"
"no information able to be taken from casualty"
while all along i was asking him:
"sir, can i HEAR crepitus"
-.-" what the hell la..
what has hearing for crepitus got anything to do with the casualty's response..
lol
that judge really super funny sia..
the judge say so many good things la..
after that we were like happy happy liao lo..
then long case..
damn scary..
before we start case they already shouting shouting..
then my case..
i like forgot all the treatment la..
only slowly slowly then i remember..
oh, need do this..
and most of the time i was stoning..
and smiling..
and looking around..
what the hell lo..
but don't know leh..
like super funny like that
aiya!
nevermind liao la..
GOT FIRST CAN LIAO
jia you!
Nat Com!!!
i don't really care about the com..
i just want my national activity badge!!!
lol..
after com went to mac..
lol..
didn't eat the big mac i bought..
didn't even touched it la..
wth..
then da bao-ed it..
wanted to bring it home..
then guess what...
in the end i FORGOTTEN TO BRING IT HOME!!!
OMG!!!
STUPID!!!!
AAARGHH!
lol..
Random joke of the day:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday. And help me to remember: When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
`Yet it failed;-
22:29
22:29
Friday, 21 March 2008
i did something that i have NEVER done before!
omg... i didn't sleep last night!
i was like playing CABAL all the way till 5 in the morning..
i wanted to play till 8 de lo..
then sleep and when wake up play again..
but some stupid idiot wanted training today..
wth la..
half a year never train le..
and suddenly the day just before the competition you want a training...
what the hell lo...
okay.. nevermind..
so i slept earlier than i thought i will..
and went for the training..
wth..
said got 4 people..
then go there only 3 people..
and somemore it was a total waste of time la..
go there i also do nothing
slack around..
i might as well be at home right..
still can CABAL...
waste my precious training time... -.-"
okay..
cooking rice now..
hope it doesn't turn out like a disaster the last time..
first time i did it was like rock..
second time it became porridge..
third time i hope will really become rice..
but then also don't know can cook what other thing..
only have egg at home..
sigh~
competition tomorrow le..
but actually i don't really care la..
tomorrow go there see see do do..
have fun crap crap..
then see what we can get lo..
ohwells..
AA3.. Jia You!
Random joke of the day:
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
`Yet it failed;-
18:14
18:14
Thursday, 20 March 2008
I WOKE UP 1 HOUR 11 MINUTES LATE TODAY!!
supposed to wake up at 0515 de..
i think i woke up at 0456 when the first alarm went off...
turned it off and went back to sleep..
then i don't know why but i think i missed the other alarm..
and when i woke up..
i looked at the time and thought i saw 0536..
so i okay okay.. need to wake up..
then i was like SUDDENLY SHOCK la!
all alert and crap and realised it was already 0636..
wtf..
and school starts at 0730..
omg..
quickly rushed through everything and went to school..
it was like 0730+ when reach school le..
but there was still this whole group of people walking towards school -.-"
all the prefects were already stationed there waiting to confiscate the EZ-Links lor..
omg..
but luckily they let us in..
like everyone lo ^^
i think it's because i was there~
the saw the VIP..
(that's me~!) ^^
omg... so many people late..
today was feet-washing day..
but we were like so far away i totally can't see much nor hear much..
but most of the time wasn't even looking..
was talking about CABAL..!
omg lo..
it was like drizzling heavily la...
but they still continue.. -.-"
i fall sick i sue you ah...
lol
school was standard..
english period..
BAng actually let us do our own testimonials..
so nice~
and so mafan..
but it's okay..
at least now i have a say in what i want in my testimonials..
to remind of all the good points and i have, but showED.. ^^
oi! i very nice guy okay.. :D
Random joke of the day:
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
`Yet it failed;-
16:46
16:46
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Happy Birthday Louisa Quek
Happy Birthday Dylon Peng
today sucks!
what the f*ck..
tio pawned by Nevina Ho..
stupid idiot..
not happy say not happy la..
go beat about the small bush for what..
you want just SHOOT!
omg..
almost throughout the whole i was thinking of CABAL la..
lol..
i'm going to pawn everybody!!! ^^
after school wanted to go collect my IC..
but i forgot to bring the collection paper again..
wtf -.-"
supposed to go HQ for ambulance training also..
but no one from my team wanted to go..
so didn't go..
omg la...
half a year never train le..
and com is this saturday~
lalalala~
sian...
been playing CABAL since i came home..
muahahaha~!
I SHALL OWN! :P
Random joke of the day:
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
`Yet it failed;-
21:49
21:49
Tuesday, 18 March 2008
nothing special happened..
zzz...
sian..
lol.. Ben wanted to go LAN just now..
so was like disappeared in the canteen..
lol, then in the end saw him at the bus stop..
lol..
so went to AMK to top-up my card with him..
and ate..
and he bought a neckalce..
$9.90
and a shoe bag..
$12.90..
what the hell..
he no money then go use the ****fund..
lol..
tsk!
sian la..
same thing..
supposed to do homework...
but i've been playing CABAL since i got back home..
what the hell la..
sigh~
tonight have to sleep late again..
SIGH~
Random joke of the day:
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
`Yet it failed;-
20:53
20:53
Monday, 17 March 2008
first day back in school...
so sian..
like passed by so fast la..
in fact..
it passed by so fast..
that i can hardly remember what happened.. lol
mother tongue... had test... think i'm gonna flunk it..
PE... was useless... what a waste of wonderful PE periods...
physics.. funfair..
english.. go comp lab.. funfair..
humanities.. screwing period..
but not bad.. she didn't scold as badly..
PSE... funfair..
so... in summary... today was a funfair day..
lol
ohwells..
at least there's something to be happy about..
i didn't get scolded as badly as i expected ^^
sigh~
the days nowadays are getting longer and longer man..
and i'm getting hungrier and hungrier..
grandparents went back to Indonesia..
so all alone at home now..
nobody to cook..
so hungry~
and no allowance~ T.T
sigh~
that also means that i can play the comp for as long as i want..
but that also means that i'll be putting aside my homework = die..
so..
SIGH~
Random joke of the day:
George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
`Yet it failed;-
20:14
20:14
Saturday, 15 March 2008
14/3
I'M BACK~!
lol..
sigh~
i missed so many people man..
yes, i missed you..
and you..
and you..
and you..
and you..
and you..
and not forgetting you as well..
missed all of you man!
lol
anyway..
it had been fun there..
enjoyed myself..
especially the accompaniment of my parents..
I LOVE YOU MOM, YOU TOO DAD!!
zzz... cut my hair there..
omg la..
the hairdresser was so unprofessional can..
i told her don't touch my fringe (or however you spell it) liao..
say only thin it..
but..
almost before everything else..
first thing she did was to pick up my fringe and said...
this part is curly... and *snap*
she cut it off... :O
what the hell right..
zzz..
and yesterday..
the moment i woke up..
i was already down with severe bodyache...
i was totally in no mood for travelling la..
omg..
halfway through the day..
got fever.. -.-"
wth lo..
spent the whole day travelling and waiting..
omg la..
headache, giddy, bodyache, fever.. X(
15/3
didn't really sleep well last night..
woke up a couple of times..
omg la..
either the weather is really cold nowadays or i'm really sick..
i was perpectually shivering last night la..
even with the air-con off and my blanket on..
-.-"
FA com briefing today..
waste of time sia..
go there also wasn't listening much..
like go there to play dai di only...
zzz... then still have to wake up so early because of that somemore..
ARGH~
sigh~ 2more days..
to complete the uncountable amount of homework that i have...
omg la..
i think i have to prepare myself for a great ear workout when school reopens man :\
Random joke of that day:
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"
The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."
After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"
The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"
Other bat says, "I didn't."
`Yet it failed;-
14:26
14:26
Monday, 10 March 2008
9th March: Happy Birthday Cheng Yee!
YO PEOPLE!!!
okay... first time i'm actually replying posts through my posts..
but ohwells~ here goes
Cheryl- HELLO!!!!
SHIYING- Hello! and here I am... updating... unlike some people~
`xinyi- well... i was't in any contact with a comp on that day ma..
you see... no posts since 6th.. sorry k.. but at least i tagged and messaged right~ lol ^^
and when you feel that= someone stuck a penis up your ass and had orgasm.. i think you know what happen next and why that is a sign and symptom of AIDS ba :\
s- who are you?? o.O
okay~ here's the post..
my family have been pretty busy this two days for a relative's wedding..
the dinner was last night.. so fun...
took lots of photos with my dad's camera..
manual zoom.. cool~ lol
but hell lot was blur since he wanted it with the flash off= slow shutter= (little motion= blur)
but anyway..
this few days been busy la, waking up early..
then going out, bla bla bla..
but the sh*t thing is that despite it being a holiday...
i still have tons of homeworks..
sigh~
how to complete like that..
now the wedding's over... i think it's time for me to chiong homework liao~
but why the hell am i still here using the comp sia~
lalalala...
i am such a undetermined guy~
well, at least when it comes to homework that's true~
sigh~ oh...
got back my handphone...
but guess what..
all the languages turned to European languages...
my chinese, bla bla bla.. all gone..
so now i only can type in english...
well... maybe i'll ask mom to give me money for a new one...
hmm..
supposed to get a laptop when i come here..
but..
ohwells~ who knows..
we'll see how it goes..
SJAB March Leadership Training Camp supposed to start today~
but... since i'm here..
i can't go... sad T.T
i think it's going to be so fun la..
but nevermind~
HAVE FUN GUYS!!!
Random joke of the day:
Yo Mama's so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.
`Yet it failed;-
14:39
14:39
Thursday, 6 March 2008
lol.. so busy~ so slack.. so sian.. so fun.. LOL
omg... this was morning was sleepy sleepy!!
slept on the bus, in school, in class...
I LOVE SLEEPING! lol..
omg la..
slept on the bus then missed my stop..
lol.. so long never happen le..
but in the end still reached school the earliest this year~
zzz..
chinese period was super fun..
talked a lot of c*ck..
then mr lee showed us some advertisement clips..
lol..
most of the day also like that lo..
learn learn learn..
c*ck c*ck c*ck..
lol..
fun is fun la..
but in the end...
ARGH!!! HOMEWORK!!! TONS OF IT!! AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK!!!
lol..
after school went to run mount rosie again..
siao la..
wanted to run it under 10min..
in the end chiong like first half or more..
and i DIED!! X\
lol.. walked hell lot..
then rush rush to training..
sian la..
today everything so rush..
then rush rush to physics lab..
supposed to do pract..
but in the end never.. decided i'll do it when school reopens..
so rush rush back to training..
then rush rush went home..
took my chem book which chen wanted me to hand up by today.. zzz..
then rush rush went to shool again..
then training..
talk to lim..
zzz..
then training..
training end..
went to Es Teler 77 to eat with lim again..
and then came home..
zzz..
and ate again...
*burp* EXCUSE ME!!! lol
sigh~
tomorrow morning going back to indo le..
going to miss so many things..
camp, courses, bla bla bla...
sigh~
let's jope it'll be fun there..
i'm going to EXERCISE and do homework..
zzz...
Random joke of the day:
What is the first symptom of AIDs?
A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
`Yet it failed;-
21:22
21:22
Wednesday, 5 March 2008
ZZZ...
omg.. today i slept alot in the morning la..
tired + boring = ultimate lullaby
ahh~ i even got caught during elect class= ultimate boredom..
sigh~ wanted to run de lo today..
in the end never, just lied down on the canteen bench and talk to wei guang..
zzz..
walao..
wait for Ben to go home together..
want to do homework de lo..
in the end ended up at the lan shop...
omg la..
i how long never play le..
in the end still go :\
but not bad la..
about half a year never play le..
but still not bad..
won 1 game and lost 1..
see.. my DOTA skills not bad okay! ^^
lol
sigh~
sometimes..
i really wish i can relive my life...
to go back to the past and correct all the mistakes that i have made..
i've done way too many mistakes..
hurt way too many people..
i know it's wrong..
but why am i still doing it..
why am i so weak..
that i can't even resist such little things..
what is it to me?
i know it's important..
they are all important to me..
but few individuals have came out shining..
attractin me strongly to them..
like how movement at the water surface will attract a shark..
i need you,
but i also need the rest..
how am i supposed to make a choice?
why.. is life as such?
Random joke of the day:
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
`Yet it failed;-
19:21
19:21
Tuesday, 4 March 2008
OMG..
I WAS ALMOST LATE THIS MORNING!!
made it before the bell by like less than one minute!
lucky sia..
i haven't late ever since i was late everyday in sec2..
not going to make this year a continuation..
the day passed by d*mn slowly today..
by the period before recess..
i was already in the go home mood la..
zzz..
nevermind...
since today got dismissed super early..
since have swimming carnival~
so went to play basketball again... lol
i still suck at it..
play play play..
then *poof*
at the swimming complex already :p
lol...
sian..
our class got 3rd for relay swim..
sad~
ong...
the pool was so freaking cold la..
you can feel the chill to your bones la..
*brrr*
it's the usual you jump into the pool then brrr..
then after that get used to it already..
no lo...
this cold is you go down.. oh, quite cold..
then slowly slowly the intensity increase
at the middle of the pool it felt as though i was swimming in the antartic la...
*brr*
lol..
didn't eat my lunch somemore lo..
i was so scared i'll faint halfway..
lucky i'm a good guy..
so it pays off..
lol
eh ben, you should thank me man..
you down there rush me go off..
if i hadn't taken a bit more time..
we wouldn't have gotten the free meal~
which was so awaited for since i was soooo~ hungry...
got free food, free water and free fruit..
nice right~ :p
lol...
omg..
was so sleepy after the swim man..
i actually fell asleep for half an hour on the sofa after coming home..
long time since i slept immediately after coming home man..
zzz..
nooo~
this week no more fun stuff le..
2 more days of school~
Random joke of the day:
A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window.
The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared."
Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug."
His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge dick!"
`Yet it failed;-
19:03
19:03
Monday, 3 March 2008
house cheering competition today...
omg~
we got 3rd!!!
ROAR..
not bad la hor.. top3 :\
physics SPA today..
sian la..
screwed 1 question..
noooo~ should have listened more in class..
not that i don't.. just that unluckily i missed that part :\
got dismissed early today..
1 period earlier than usual..
and the last period was a talk by Lui Seng Cheong
on O Level preparations bla bla bla..
sian la...
i thought early dismissal.. can go home do homework..
in the end played basketball..
play like for 2hours..
sian la..
homework~!!
then somemore today 李老师like really 发火咯...
d*mn scary..
siao la.. even now.. i'm still playing and reading manga..
instead of doing my work..
sh*t!
Random joke of the day:
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"
So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.
"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!" "You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.
"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"
"50 cents."
`Yet it failed;-
19:05
19:05
Sunday, 2 March 2008
2nd march: happy birthday Moses
wooo~
yesterday was siao sia..
went out till past midnight.. lol
actually thought i would go and exercise in the morning..
in the end was to lazy.. and slept through the whole morning :P
then went to library in the afternoon..
sian la... stayed there for like 3hours.. but only managed to finish 1 chinese question..
i monday die le la..
then went to eat at some hawker centre..
next was walking around J8..
catually it was purely to walk around for a while..
in the end stayed there and catched a 2145hours movie..
fool's gold..
my friend say it was stupid and a waste of money..
i think it was okay la..
got some nice parts also..
but ohwells..
i've never been able to really comment on anything.. :\
omg la..
the show ended at like 2348...
then ling fei was like scared that he couldn't go home..
so we like rush rush to the mrt station abit la..
in the end.. really no more train home!
lol..
poor ling fei la..
so in the end he came to stay over at my house for a night..
lol
omg...
how your feelings differ when someone is staying over at your place..
i actually wanted to use the comp at night la..
something i never felt like doing..
always following the rules and all..
walao.
the feeling was so tempting..
luckily i wasn't overcame by it..
so zzz.. went..
today morning was another wake and sleep...
mainly cause he was here... so a bit 不好意思..
then wokae up and watched dragon ball z...
lol, nice sia...
reminds me of the times when i was still at indonesia and watching it my my dad..
sigh~ those were the good old times..
I MISS MY FAMILY..
and ling fei left the house late for his tuition because of that...
while i left early because of him..
had PD at sentosa..
supposed to meet at harbour front at 1330..
but reached there at 1230 instead..
sian.. i must have looked stupid la,,
one single guy.. sitting by the wall... alone.. reading a book :\
the PD was okay la..
activity was fun.. i think..
at least for the scholars there...
but all i did was slack in one corner..
such a peaceful event, hardly needed me to even lift a finger..
ended up sitting against a wall, reading my book again..
ohwells..
and i like this guy sia.. his guitar skills is ownage la..
this song... i like it very msh, the way he brings out the feelings in it..
Random joke of the day:
A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.
''Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''
`Yet it failed;-
21:23
21:23
