Tuesday, 12 February 2008
zzz...d**n p**sed at Melissa Yeo today...anyway... Clare, the b****y fool is bl**dy fool... not bi**hy fool...don't need to be so p**sed...yes, got back e-maths test paper...muahaha..got 5th in class...muahahaha...23/25 marks!!d**n sad that didn't get 1st la..but at least i proves that my last wish is practical!!yes yes yes...Common Test next week le..must work hard...lol... i tried studying Chem when i came home just now...but guessed what happened...I SLEPT!!woo~lol... tsk tsk tsk...omg...i got called to go up and do a math question...i was like looking around desperately for an eraser..then suddenly the teacher say what today's lucky number 12..walao~ i was like so shocked la..throughout the whole year i only tio called once lo...:Oyes yes yes... about that Melissa Yeo..idiot..i wanted my compre paper back so that i can do my summary there..save paper ma... environmental friendly..lol..yes yes... so i said: "teacher teacher, can i have my compre back?"she said: "teacher teacher can i what?""can i have my compre back? please?""i have a name okay, what teacher teacher""aiya, nevermind la, you also teacher ma. so can i have my compre back?""yes if you address me properly"-.-"what the diao right...i don't know how many people agree with me la..but she was like so fr**king unhappy la..what's wrong with that sia!!nevermind...TODAY WAS OUR LAST DAY WITH HER!!!zzz...Random joke of the day:A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.`Yet it failed;-
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