To Love Is To Be Kind
woo~sports day today!!BORING!!!no classes though..so okay luh..just slack there at toa payoh stadium..zzz...so boring la..nothing to do de..after that thought i'll come home play..then in the end was playing along with leon..see him and bradley run around the toa payoh bus interchange..chasing each other...lol..then followed them to dhobby ghaut.. -.-"3 of them went to play lan..then leon and i went to play arcade..sia la..1 hour spend $8...waste of money!!! and time..haha..then after that got one TODAY's reporter come to interview : Dnot bad eh..interviewed about LAN gaming..lol!wrong person..i quit already!!haha..so she ask ask ask..then asked the other 3..lol... never knew interviews can be so fun..i remember when i was interviewed by Lui Sheng Chiong...scary... lol :Psianz...exam's coming closer and closer..and the need to study becomes more and more eminent..sigh!anyone free on sunday wants to study together? : DRandom joke of the day:One morning, a man approached the first tee, only to find another guy approaching from the other side. They began talking and decided to play 9 holes together. After teeing off, they sat off down the fairway, continuing their chat.
"What do you do?" the first man asked.
"I'm a salesman. What about you?"
"I'm a hitman for the mob," replied the second man.
The hitman noticed that the 1st guy started getting a little nervous and continued, "Yeah, I'm the highest paid guy in the business. I'm the best."
He stopped, sat down his bag of clubs, and pulled out a fancy, high powered rifle that was loaded with all types of scopes and sights. He then asked the man where he lived.
Still nervous the man replied, "In a subdivision just west of here."
The hitman placed the gun against his shoulder, faced west, peered into a scope and asked "What color roof ya' got?"
"Gray."
Then he asked "What color siding?"
"Yellow."
"You got a silver Toyota?"
"Yeah," replied the first man who was now completely amazed by the accuracy of the hitman's equipment. "That's my wife's car."
"That your red pickup next to it?"
Looking baffled the man asked if he could look through the scope. Looking through the sights, he said "Hell. That's my buddy Jeff's truck. What the hell is he doing there if I'm..?"
The hitman looked through the scope once more. "Your wife a blond and your buddy got black hair?"
The man nodded.
"Well, I don't know how to tell you, but I think you've got a problem. They're going at it like a couple of teenagers in there." said the hitman.
"Problem??! THEY'VE got the problem! I want you to shoot both of them! Right now!"
The hitman paused and said, "Sure. But it'll cost you. Like I said, I'm the best. I get paid $5,000 per shot."
"I don't care! Just do it! I want you to shoot her right in the head, and shoot him in the balls."
The hitman agreed, turned, and took firing position. He carefully stared into the sights, taking careful aim. He then said, "You know what buddy, this is your lucky day. I think I can save you $5,000!"`Yet it failed;-
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